Quick And Dirty:
Original Offensive Edition

The original game that started it all! An offensively fun party game for quick wits and dirty minds. Players rush to be first to yell out an answer that fits the category starting with a given letter.

"Bad time for a boner" starting with "C"... "Church!"

CONTENTS:
70 square cards (42 category/24 letter/4 rules)
3.6 x 3.6 x 1.2 inches / 7oz. (9cm x 9cm x 3cm / 200g)

Made by QND Games

  • Suitable for 2-20+ players
  • Ages 17+ recommended
  • Great for parties, game nights, and pregames

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Quick And Dirty:
Clean Culture Edition

Our first follow up to the original! 100% new categories all themed around the greatest country in the world: AMERICA!

These categories are funny but clean, so you can comfortably play with your family or coworkers... unless you have a filthy mind and start shouting inappropriate things, which you probably will!

Combine and expand with any other Quick And Dirty game to make one big game! Every version has 100% unique categories.

"Bad Place to chant USA" starting with "R"... "Russia!"

CONTENTS:
70 square cards (42 category/24 letter/4 rules)

3.6 x 3.6 x 1.2 inches / 7oz. (9cm x 9cm x 3cm / 200g)

Made by QND Games

  • Suitable for 2-20+ players
  • Ages 14+ recommended
  • Great for groups, parties, tailgates

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Quick And Dirty:
Flirty Fun Pack

A brand new game with an unbeatable price! 100% new categories all themed around women, men, and relationships. These get dirty real quick, just like our original black edition!

Our packs contain a new way to play that doesn't use letter cards. Instead players sit in a circle and a category is flipped over. One player shouts an answer, then the player to their left has 3 seconds to shout another answer (no repeats). Play continues around the circle until a player can't answer within 3 seconds, they lose a point (or take a drink!)

You can even combine our packs with a full edition of Quick And Dirty and play using the letters! 100% unique categories mean you can mix and match any Quick And Dirty Edition or Pack together!

"Things that kill the romance" ... "Children!" ... "Drinking!" ... "Saying the wrong name!" ...

CONTENTS:
24 square cards (23 category/1 rules/no letters)

3.6 x 3.6 x 0.5 inches / 4oz. (9cm x 9cm x 1cm / 100g)

Made by QND Games

  • Suitable for 2-8 players
    (20+ when mixed in with another edition)
  • Ages 17+ recommended
  • Great for pregames, parties, bachelorettes

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QND Military Box Front

Quick And Dirty:
Military Edition

A special edition made in partnership with our friends at Disgruntled Decks! 100% new categories all themed especially for US servicemen, servicewomen, and veterans!

Rude, crude, and lewd categories that anyone in a branch of our armed forces will relate to, our Military Edition is even proudly 100% made and manufactured in the USA! 

Quick And Dirty: Military Edition is a full standalone game, or can be combined with any other Quick And Dirty. A perfect gift for anyone that's served our country!

"Something grunts will screw" starting with "A"... "Anything!"

CONTENTS:
70 square cards (44 category/23 letter/3 rules)

3.6 x 3.6 x 1.2 inches / 7oz. (9cm x 9cm x 3cm / 200g)

Made by QND Games/
Disgruntled Decks

  • Suitable for 2-20+ players
  • Ages 17+ recommended
  • Great for parties, pregames, on deployment!

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Limited Edition / Past Games

Half Wits: Patriot

A 2016 election special edition. Contained 48 America/Election themed category cards and 23 letter cards. Due to popular demand, we've brought back much of Half Wits: Patriot content as an official Quick And Dirty game (BLUE - Clean Culture Edition).

"Bad place to chant USA" starting with "R"... "Russia!"

 

Made by Half Wits

  • Suitable for 2-20+ players
  • Ages 14+ recommended
  • Great for groups and parties

QUICK AND DIRTY: BLUE - Clean Culture Edition
(Half Wits: Patriot is no longer available)